guess whos back (back again) [they/he]
be mine tonight / 24, you can use any pronouns. pfp by bettericons
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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
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my proposal for humans 2.0
- wings
- detachable tits
- better knees
- ears that you can turn on and off
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THE THING
You’ll never forget it
1967 / Mark
Me when I insist I don’t need to write it down
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I can NOT stop thinking about this tiktok
Why does this read like a discord group chat
[Description: A TikTok by nonsensefarm featuring realistic human eyes and mouth (complete with teeth) superimposed over the heads of various animals.
Transcription:
Horse: Dude, you’ve eaten so much grass today. How do you not get full?
Cow: Oh, I do but then I just then I just put it in my other stomach.
Horse: You’re other stomach?
Cow: I have four stomachs, so…
Horse: You have four stomachs?!
Sheep: I mean, technically, it’s one stomach divided into four.
Horse: Oh, I see. Wait, how do you know that?
Sheep: *gleeful tone* Because I also have four stomachs.
Horse: This is ridiculous! Does everyone have four stomachs except me?”
Platypus: I actually have no stomach, so…
Horse: How did a platypus get in here? I thought this was a farm setting. What’s going on?
Dolphin: I have three stomachs!
Horse: Okay, well this is just getting ridiculous.
Snail: I’ve got fourteen thousand teeth.
Horse: Jesus Christ!
Snail: And there’s a leech over there that’s got thirty-two brains!
Horse: Thirty-two - ? What the - ?
Cow: Hey, guess who’s got thirteen hearts and no stomachs?
Horse: I mean, it could be any one of those. Wait, I’ve got no idear. Is it me?!
Cow: It was a deck of cards!
Horse: Okay, I hate you.]
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